Time for the tinfoil hat
Ok, so we’ve got this latest warning about EMF coming off of cell phones, and reports that the most overused countertop material today emits radon gas at not-insignificant levels. How long will it be before somebody comes up with a lotion or supplement that will “protect” you? It can’t just be a pendant — it has to be something that gets used up so you can buy more!
I expect royalties. My rates are quite reasonable.
