The one in which I yet again bemoan the current state of fashion
OK, People! What is up with women’s tops these days? Or rather, why aren’t they up more? Why is it that I only have a choice between looking pregnant (empire waists are really unflattering to most women, even those waif-like models) or looking like a slut (tight fabric with a plunging neckline)?
I mean, I have a decent bosom. Really, I do. I don’t mind emphasizing it on occasion, but when I buy a top for work, I don’t want to be worried about flashing clients. Am I supposed to be buying some lawn handkerchiefs to stuff in there, like in the 18th century?
