Nothing funny about feldspar

I was looking around the Amazon.com grocery today, and I saw this “Label Information”

Ingredients
Water, Corn Syrup Solids, Distilled Vinegar, Salt, Parmesan Cheese (Adds a Trivial Amount of Fat) (Part- Skim Milk, Cheese Culture, Salt, Enzymes), Cultured Dextrose and Whey, Modified Food Starch, Dehydrated Food Starch, Dehydrated Garlic, Sugar, Dehydrated Onion, Lemon Juice Concentrate, Spices, Xanthan Gum, Artificial Color, Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate Added as Preservatives, Caramel Color, Anchovy Extract (Adds a Trivial Amount of Fat), Natural Flavors, Phosphoric Acid, Defatted Soy Flour.

Can you guess why I was so surprised I had to blog it? If you guessed it was because I was looking at Maxwell House Rich Original Coffee, you’d be right.

I thought there was just coffee in regular coffee, not Parmesan Cheese…