Nothing funny about feldspar

It takes a special skill to hurt oneself while one is sleeping. I’d normally be proud to be so talented, but really, I’d rather have some other special skill, like oh, I dunno, telekinesis¹ or strudel-making.

What special skill do you wish you had instead of the one you’ve got?

1. I promise not to scrunch up my eyes, or get beads of sweat on my brow.↩