Why, yes, yes I do have a shit list.
And Albite and Plagioclase’s Mother are currently vying for the top spot. I can’t decide — should it be Albite, who always manages to look and act like he’s never been fed, left to scrounge among the crumbs? Or should it be Plagioclase’s mother, who continually feeds him from the table after repeated (and vehement) exhortations not to?