Man-scented laundry!
I was telling Plagioclase about an ad I saw for Tide with Vanilla and Lavender scent, and you can get matching Downy, too!
He immediately piped up: “Where’s the curry and fries scent? How ’bout grilled steak? That’s what they need — Man Scents!”
Proctor & Gamble, you can contact me by email so I can tell you where to send the check…