Gack!
When I first went to the specialist clinic for my back, I had to fill out a 20 page form asking where I hurt and how did I get hurt and was it a result of an accident or am I in litigation or under workmen’s comp. and am I addicted to pain-killers and am I currently trying to bilk somebody out of their rightful inheritance…?
So I filled the whole thing out, saying basically: “No, I am not in any sort of litigation nor even in any legal or unsolvable financial trouble. I hurt my back by sitting in the wrong chair for too long.”
Now, 4 months after that first visit, I get a letter in the mail: “Dear Insured, are you certain that there’s nobody we can sue to get our money back? Fill out this two page form, and return it within five days (i.e. yesterday) and we may not bug you about it anymore. But we might, ’cause we’re your insurance company, and we save your money by suing others.”
*sigh*
