Nothing funny about feldspar

Given my genetics and my diet, I expected to hear the doctor say “You need to take this statin drug for the rest of your life.” But you know what? My cholesterol levels (at all measures) are at or near “optimal.”

I’d consider buying the “healthy” bacon though. If it didn’t cost more than regular bacon. And if it didn’t taste like fish. Or worms. Though I’ve never eaten a worm that I know of, so I don’t know what they taste like. Maybe like pork? Or perhaps chicken?