Nothing funny about feldspar

Is my House with Heat. My House With Heat, my house with heat.

Yeah, so the furnace ist kaput, after two emergency-holiday rate calls on christmas eve (where *are* the atheist or jewish furnace techs?) that didn’t keep it going, we’re having a new furnace installed today. We’ve evacuated Plagioclase’s mother and Albite to my mother’s house, and Plagioclase and I are today trying to make a path in the basement for the folks to give us new heat.

Of course, as Plagioclase said to the furnace guy “This isn’t the best circumstances to buy a new furnace.” His response? “It’s the most common one.”

Right.