Nothing funny about feldspar

Did you ever just want to take a stir-stick to your brain? I’m not talking lobotomy or anything like that — I just want to stop thinking about the crap I’m thinking about. It’s kinda like having a song stuck in your head (in my case, it’s some song by ELO which is being used by J. C. Penney(?) for its holiday advertising), but it’s worse: those thoughts that I know are bad for me that keep repeating only the awful bits like a broken record… Hey, is that a valid metaphor anymore?

Aha! Something new to obsess over. Good!